I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the new President-Elect of the United States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump.

 

This truly astounding, historic and best victory was of course never seriously in doubt among we ordinary hard working people who have been so badly treated by the rigged system which now no longer exists thanks to the brilliance and awesomeness of Mr. Trump, whose victory is something I personally have hoped and (when among people of faith) prayed for. Any comments attributed to me which may suggest the contrary simply don’t exist. Or if they do, these are the sorts of thing men say and shouldn’t be misinterpreted for political gain, unless you want a bop on the nose.

 

I look forward to working with Mr. Trump in the years ahead as he and all right minded politicians around the world redefine political discourse, and my wife, you know, she’s a wonderful, has relatives in South Carolina who, and It will be a huge success. It will be. It will. Trust me. It’ll be a beautiful thing.

 

I have always believed this.